If you're at a loose end this Saturday why not pop down to Cambridge and join Ian Bone in baiting some over-privileged wankers? To be honest my gut is full of cider and both my heart and head are weary so I'm a bit hazy on the facts, but it's something to do with winding up posh twats in row boats, with the added support of animal rights people who think it's wrong to hit swans with oars. It sounds fucking amazing and everyone should go. Senate House, Cambridge, 11am, June 16th.
If you can't be arsed with that this weekend, because you're a total dick, then you should probably stay at home and wank into a shoe. Thanks to Regretsy for pointing us to the guide on how to do it properly, turns out we'd been doing it wrong all these years...
If you can't be arsed with that this weekend, because you're a total dick, then you should probably stay at home and wank into a shoe. Thanks to Regretsy for pointing us to the guide on how to do it properly, turns out we'd been doing it wrong all these years...
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