The "worlds richest person", the ironically named Carlos Slim has found the solution for current economic problems. "Hurrah!" I hear you cry. No, wait, he's not going to do the decent thing and kill himself...in an interview with Forbes, the first choice of magazine for total losers, the Mexican multi-billionaire not only put forward the genius idea that struggling European countries should privatise their motorways and charge users, but also that the average retirement age be raised from 65 to 70. Excellent. You stick to what you do best; monopolising services in developing countries at the cost of it's citizens standard of living, and we'll all go to work for an extra 5 years. Oh, and have to get the fucking bus there because we can't afford the toll on the motorway. Nice one, thanks for that, Fatboy-not-Slim.
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