Porn of the Dead
When I heard about this film I knew instantly that I would have to watch it. I wasn’t naive enough to think, well I like porn and I like zombie films so I’m going to love this. No, I knew it was going to be rank but as an aficionado of rancid cinema it was a must see. I assumed it was going to be a homage to the handful of obscure Italian films of the 1970s and 1980s that tried to cash in on the public’s demand for zombie films and hardcore pornography. Inevitably these films alienated both audiences as, beyond a curiosity, they were a really bad combination of genres. At least these films had a plot (of sorts), ‘Porn of the Dead’ on the other hand is just a straight up gonzo porn film that happens to have people shagging zombies, it is not a horror film. Why does this film exist? I can only conclude, due to the absence of any narrative whatsoever, that this is aimed at people who actually get off on the idea of having sex with zombies. The biggest disappointment was that no-one had thought of making ‘Night Of The Giving Head’ first!
My favourite bits: 1. Zombie make up comes off as the thespians get worked up into a sweat. 2. Trying to spot a continuity error as one guy has a finger bitten off mid coitus - yes they fucked up; he can be seen with all fingers later in the scene. 3. Another guy had a Nazi flag tattooed on his arse. He also had a word tattooed on his penis. Trying to work out if it was Nazi propaganda, while it was pounding the rotting zombie pussy became something of a game. 4. The awesome fellatio scene ending in one actor getting his cock bitten off by an over enthusiastic zombie (an unrecognisable Sierra Sinn). If this rancid guff by Tug Wilson wasn't enough for you, why not check out his regular film blog
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