Porn for Prisoners - The Mission

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Some political prisoners, yesterday

There is  a long and noble tradition of prisoner support amongst leftist groups in Britain.  Pretty much every organisation will send  their publication to prisoners for free if requested.  Whilst this literature is mostly received gratefully we suggest that prisoners would probably prefer some filth.  Yes, prisoners not only need the stimulation of their minds but also the stimulation of their groins.  With this in mind we are launching the Now or Never! ‘Porn for Prisoners’ campaign.  We want our readers to send us any unwanted jazz mags or erotic literature, which we will forward onto prisoners who have asked to be sent some grot.  Once the prisoner has finished ‘consulting with their silent partner’ the mags can then be used as currency to barter with for fags, phonecards and tissues.


We have broken down our list of porn into several categories to avoid potential disappointment.  Prisoners need only peruse our catalogue of ‘art pamphlets’, then fill in the form below.

(If you are a prisoner sending for porn please be patient as we will have to wait for the recycled mags to be sent in before we can send them out.) 

We Want Your Porn:
Porn for Prisoners can only be a successful venture if readers send us their unwanted porn.  There must be hundreds of you fuckers out there with piles of the stuff just gathering dust.  Send it in and you can make a prisoner’s day.  In the interest of prisoner confidentiality we can’t offer a sponsorship scheme where we update you on the progress an inmate is making with your porn.

Please send all porn to:
P4P, Now or Never!, PO Box 487, Thorpe Road Mail Centre, Norwich, NR5 8WE. 
 Porn Application Form

Detained at her Majesty’s pleasure?  Want to get your filthy hands on some grot?  Simply fill in this form and send to: P4P, Now or Never!, PO Box 487, Thorpe Road Mail Centre, Norwich, NR5 8WE.  We’ll do our best to supply you with some grumble mags that meet your requirements.

Name and prisoner number:...........................................

Current PrisonAddress:..........................................................................

Porn Category Code:.............................

(Special Interest:...............................................)

Either copy and paste this form, print it off and send it to the address above
or email your details and category code to: editor@nowornever.org.uk

Of course there are other ways of supporting prisoners, especially with a political tinge- for more information try out these sites:

Anarchist Black Cross - Jailed anarchists/how to write letters to prisoners

Partners of Prisoners -  support group for families of those inside

Spirit of Freedom - supporting Liberation and Environmental prisoners

Vegan Prisoners - Vegan info for prisoners/what happens in jail
If you're facing court or worried about arrest following a demonstration or after stealing a bottle of Lucozade from Poundland in the recent riots, check out the "Don't Panic - Don't Talk" leaflet below and the  Legal Defence and Monitoring Group  - and if you're on your way to a demonstration make sure you take a look at their Bustcard and No Comment before you head off.
Don't Panic - Don't Talk

Porn for Prisoners - The Categories


Hetero Softcore  (Code - P4PHS)
The classic choice for those that are ‘checking for testicular cancer’.  A parade of naked young ladies displayed within the pages of mags ranging from the ‘upmarket’ Mayfair and Penthouse to the cheap and nasty Fiesta and New Talent.

Gay Softcore (Code - P4PGS)
Lots and lots of pictures of naked (yet flaccid) young men.  Some will be dressed as firemen, cowboys and priests - awesome!

Hardcore Gay/Straight
(Code - P4PHC)
The wildcard.  Pictures of erect penises entering bums and vaginas are going to be confiscated by the screws in a lot of prisons.  However if you want to take a chance on your filth getting through we will dispatch some to you pronto.   Specify gay or hetero.

Erotic Literature  (Code - P4PEL)
Think of yourself as some kind of bohemian, that you’re too highbrow for good old fashioned jazz mags?  Well in that case we’ll send you some erotic literature.  Like regular porn but with lots of words and no pictures - rubbish!  Specify gay or hetero.

Special Interest (Code - P4PSI)
Have an interest in a particular kink?  Maybe you have a penchant for women’s hosiery, schoolgirl costumes, hairy men or a Brazilian butt fetish.  Let us know what you like and we’ll see what we can do.  No children, animals or scat, for these please contact the Norwich Green Party.

Porn for Women
(Code - See Above)
Okay, we don’t actually expect to get many requests from women but we are an equal opportunities magazine.  However, as with the rest of life you will have to make do with adapting to a male based system.  Pick something from the gay or hetero section.  If you’re a lesbian you’re in luck, most  male hetero mags have a fascination with women lezzing off. 

Now or Never! (Code - NoN)
Now or Never! isn't as popular as porn but it will often leave you feeling dirty after use. Prisoners only have to ask to get a copy for free - with or without the form

Help the Campaign

If you don't have any porn but still want to help 'Porn for Prisoners' then you can download our leaflets to help raise awareness.

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 Harry K talks to Reel Rebels Radio about our Porn For Prisoners campaign
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