Scream Bloody Murder
Scream Bloody Murder is a film that I knew nothing about before sticking into my DVD player the other night, just something I downloaded on a whim from Cinemageddon.

I all started quite promising, uncomfortably salacious school uniforms, incredibly lewd camera shots, bawdy dialogue and the promise of 'screaming bloody murder'.

Now, I've watched a lot worse (a lot worse) but ultimately it was just dull.  It had some potential, it was actually quite funny in places but a film of this type really needed more violence (there was very little), and I'm sorry to say comrade sisters, it also needed some gratuitous nudity (it had none).  For it's school report, it would be marked 'could do better'.